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Riding Shotgun With the Biker Ladies
Having disposed of the former obsession with Quarterhorses, I have resorted to my Suburban to give aid and comfort to Linda while she exercises. We are referring to bike-riding. Yes, bike riding. This is a simple way to enjoy an outing and get some welcome exercise. Simple, that is, everywhere except Alaska and perhaps some other northern countries that have roads (and bears.) I have been recruited to ride shotgun, so to speak, so that Linda can ride her bike down the road. Since we have had several bear sitings, one of which was in our yard, Linda won't ride her bike unprotected; naked is the term they use in sports, as in a naked reverse in football. Anyway, she wants to go bike-riding with her friend Diane down the street and wants me to follow along with my Suburban and ride shotgun. I won't really need a weapon for this exercise but I sure as hell would if I were going fishing or walking in the woods. I would then need the accompaniment of my trusty .44 pistol or the Thompson Sub-Machine gun that I acquired for this purpose. So, I have volunteered and have conscripted Diane's husband Lou to alternate days with me so we don't have to wear out our cars from excessive rpms. (contd Page2
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